Saturday, May 28, 2011

JOKES [A KIKUYU MAN ]

There was once  a Kikuyu man called Kamau who was Involved in a car accident.  At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.

"I'm very sorry, sir, but  you were involved in a very bad car crash".
"Car crash! My MB M W! My MB  M! is my car all right?" he asked  hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least  of your worries you lost your left arm & right leg in the  crash, and we were unable to save it he  said apologetically.

"I rost my arm? My Rorex! My  Rorex!" My leg gosh nilikuwa na pesa kwa soksi. Ngai "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your
worries. You are in a very critical condition,  but all your family is here to see  you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As  they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name.

"Wairimu, are you  here?"

"I am here husband, and I will never leave  you"

"Kamau jnr, are you here?"

"I am here father, and I  will never leave you."

"Wanjiku, are you here?"

"I am here father, and I will never leave  you."

Riu tondu mukire inyuothe ri, nuu wi nduka-ini?.................
Meaning…………………...
"So, if you are all here who is at the  shop???"

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